Xinstragbed is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish narwhal.

Xinstragbed created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinstragbed, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xinstragbed, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Xinstragbed's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Xinstragbed's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away if six tortoises approach from the east.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Do not take Xinstragbed's name in vain.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xinstragbed.