Zimfig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking snake.

Zimfig created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimfig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zimfig, he will destroy your home planet.

Zimfig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Zimfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

4. Always count to nine before sleeping.

5. You must love Zimfig.