Konafmig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, kind whale.

Konafmig created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konafmig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Konafmig, she will laugh at you.

Konafmig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Konafmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. Never allow turtles to witness sacred rites.

5. Never look in ponds.