Cissdavhog is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered
yak.
Cissdavhog created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cissdavhog, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Cissdavhog, it will have a low opinion of you.
Cissdavhog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Cissdavhog's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near geese while wearing green coats and balancing nine platinum spheres on your back.
5. Do not keep three voles in a large pit.