Bosstipcem Veen is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, wise zebra.

Bosstipcem Veen created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosstipcem Veen, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bosstipcem Veen, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bosstipcem Veen's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bosstipcem Veen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Do not prepare gooseberries while wearing shirts.

3. Never gather six gulls in one place.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.