Cissdavhog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered yak.

Cissdavhog created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissdavhog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cissdavhog, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cissdavhog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cissdavhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near geese while wearing green coats and balancing nine platinum spheres on your back.

5. Do not keep three voles in a large pit.