Fetflagpigbem Nibhugbenarn is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent duck.

Fetflagpigbem Nibhugbenarn created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetflagpigbem Nibhugbenarn, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fetflagpigbem Nibhugbenarn, it will jump up and down on your head.

Fetflagpigbem Nibhugbenarn's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fetflagpigbem Nibhugbenarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Pray towards the east.