Cudstafpon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unjust crocodile.

Cudstafpon created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudstafpon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cudstafpon, she will turn you into a plant.

Cudstafpon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cudstafpon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cudstafpon.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Do not take Cudstafpon's name in vain.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Do not drink alcohol.