Manpoggep is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, amazing wyrm.

Manpoggep created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manpoggep, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Manpoggep, she will think nothing of it.

Manpoggep's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Manpoggep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about optics near monkeys while wearing indigo hats and balancing three lead spheres on your chest.

3. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.