Fotwodmap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental dryad.

Fotwodmap created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Fotwodmap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotwodmap, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fotwodmap's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fotwodmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not skip in public.