Milkemlam is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witless zebra.

Milkemlam created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Milkemlam, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Milkemlam, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Milkemlam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Milkemlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not place lentils upon stone.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.