Pangkikhotcipnurbodfun is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, capable raccoon.

Pangkikhotcipnurbodfun created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangkikhotcipnurbodfun, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangkikhotcipnurbodfun, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pangkikhotcipnurbodfun's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pangkikhotcipnurbodfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about dark matter near monkeys while wearing red stockings and balancing six gold spheres on your chest.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Pangkikhotcipnurbodfun on top of all buildings.