Nanquilldubhit is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent jellyfish.

Nanquilldubhit created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanquilldubhit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nanquilldubhit, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nanquilldubhit's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nanquilldubhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never cross rivers at midday.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always count to seven before sleeping.