Budlensaw is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, charitable donkey.

Budlensaw created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budlensaw, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Budlensaw, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Budlensaw's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Budlensaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck orange.

2. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Budlensaw on top of important buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Budlensaw on top of all buildings.