Kemdabrutbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent tortoise.

Kemdabrutbiss created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemdabrutbiss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kemdabrutbiss, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kemdabrutbiss' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kemdabrutbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands white.

2. Never think about dark energy near whales while wearing violet tights and balancing three silicon spheres on your head.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kemdabrutbiss.