Quamsafarn Cibgetcib is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciless weasel.

Quamsafarn Cibgetcib created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamsafarn Cibgetcib, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quamsafarn Cibgetcib, it will turn you into a mole.

Quamsafarn Cibgetcib's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Quamsafarn Cibgetcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never skip in the presence of turtles.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.