Hotgidsig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful meerkat.

Hotgidsig created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotgidsig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hotgidsig, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Hotgidsig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hotgidsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Hotgidsig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near snakes while wearing violet shoes.