Hogsinstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, awesome zebra.

Hogsinstrag created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogsinstrag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hogsinstrag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hogsinstrag's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Hogsinstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. Hide if four dolphins approach from the north.