Centomzak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome warg.

Centomzak created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Centomzak, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Centomzak, it will ignore you.

Centomzak's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Centomzak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the north.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.