Ortlaphun is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent butterfly.

Ortlaphun created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Ortlaphun, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ortlaphun, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ortlaphun's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ortlaphun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six eagles in a large pit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never wear black corsets on sacred days.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Ortlaphun on top of all buildings.