Vigominfod is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, proud jaguar.

Vigominfod created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigominfod, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vigominfod, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vigominfod's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vigominfod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never play with disobedient children.