Bagbadtom is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, wise weasel.

Bagbadtom created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagbadtom, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bagbadtom, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bagbadtom's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bagbadtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always cleanse blood with water.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.