Cidgabjamfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, amazing snake.

Cidgabjamfeb created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidgabjamfeb, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cidgabjamfeb, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cidgabjamfeb's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cidgabjamfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Do not prepare wheat while filled with envy.

5. Never feed figs to seals while wearing gray shorts.