Zodlidhak is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart clam.

Zodlidhak created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodlidhak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zodlidhak, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Zodlidhak's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Zodlidhak's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Zodlidhak.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. You must love Zodlidhak.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not shave your chest.