Dotbigzag Tangen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish tapir.

Dotbigzag Tangen created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dotbigzag Tangen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dotbigzag Tangen, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dotbigzag Tangen's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dotbigzag Tangen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.