Watlarnkik is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying butterfly.

Watlarnkik created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watlarnkik, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Watlarnkik, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Watlarnkik's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Watlarnkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide if three sheep approach from the north.

5. Never hurt great tits.