Pagciptabrullnellrotsitmon is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, pitiless chicken.

Pagciptabrullnellrotsitmon created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagciptabrullnellrotsitmon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pagciptabrullnellrotsitmon, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pagciptabrullnellrotsitmon's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Pagciptabrullnellrotsitmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Pagciptabrullnellrotsitmon.

4. Never wear mauve kilts.

5. Do not chop down trees.