Bintonsug is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, conceited manatee.

Bintonsug created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bintonsug, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bintonsug, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bintonsug's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bintonsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Run away from black voles, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about spacetime near mice while wearing green hats and balancing six nickel spheres on your legs.