Vilfabdub is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, two-faced alligator.

Vilfabdub created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilfabdub, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vilfabdub, it will not invite you to parties.

Vilfabdub's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Vilfabdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not eat melons.