Ditdobdib is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, dishonest skunk.

Ditdobdib created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditdobdib, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ditdobdib, it will think nothing of it.

Ditdobdib's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ditdobdib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Ditdobdib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never run in summer.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near ants while wearing red scarves and balancing eight silver spheres on your chest.

4. Never allow foxes to witness sacred rites.

5. Never record names.