Pinbogfumwadcidham is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, compassionate wyrm.

Pinbogfumwadcidham created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Pinbogfumwadcidham, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pinbogfumwadcidham, he will turn you into a dog.

Pinbogfumwadcidham's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pinbogfumwadcidham's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pinbogfumwadcidham.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.