Boptonwap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating lion.

Boptonwap created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boptonwap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Boptonwap, he will come to you in dreams.

Boptonwap's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Boptonwap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Hide from white gulls for they are unholy.