Koplabfetnibgamdamgetzod is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, humane hare.

Koplabfetnibgamdamgetzod created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Koplabfetnibgamdamgetzod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Koplabfetnibgamdamgetzod, he will send minions to preach to you.

Koplabfetnibgamdamgetzod's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Koplabfetnibgamdamgetzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Hide if seven whales approach from the north.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Hide from blue mites for they are unholy.