Badnullbon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet armadillo.

Badnullbon created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Badnullbon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Badnullbon, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Badnullbon's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Badnullbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Retreat if six great tits approach from the south.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.