Honbedhenflat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying skunk.

Honbedhenflat created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honbedhenflat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Honbedhenflat, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Honbedhenflat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Honbedhenflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near ants while wearing indigo skirts and balancing four gold spheres on your arms.

3. Always remove trousers before touching titanium.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Do not keep three mites in a large pit.