Caphadwig Garsadvol is a god.

He takes the form of a small, proud hare.

Caphadwig Garsadvol created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Caphadwig Garsadvol, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Caphadwig Garsadvol, he will turn you into a mouse.

Caphadwig Garsadvol's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Caphadwig Garsadvol's Holy Commandments

1. Caphadwig Garsadvol loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.