Botmotkik is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate toad.

Botmotkik created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botmotkik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Botmotkik, she will refuse to believe in you.

Botmotkik's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Botmotkik's Holy Commandments

1. Put Botmotkik first in all things.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with anger.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Botmotkik on top of all buildings.