Zimnibtap is a god.

She takes the form of a small, proud wasp.

Zimnibtap created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Zimnibtap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zimnibtap, she will turn you into a slug.

Zimnibtap's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Zimnibtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not hurt seals.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never look in ponds.