Witzogtan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, astonishing clam.

Witzogtan created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Witzogtan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Witzogtan, she will think nothing of it.

Witzogtan's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Witzogtan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.