Midsatxem is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unfair crocodile.

Midsatxem created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midsatxem, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Midsatxem, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Midsatxem's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Midsatxem's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help rats.

4. Run away if three squirrels approach from the north.

5. Erect nine tin sculptures of Midsatxem on top of important buildings.