Bogdidwod is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient dingo.

Bogdidwod created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdidwod, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bogdidwod, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bogdidwod's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bogdidwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Always obey Bogdidwod's priests.

4. Do not consume carrots at dawn.

5. Never hurt otters.