Misnarspag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever finch.

Misnarspag created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Misnarspag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Misnarspag, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Misnarspag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Misnarspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Learn four new languages a year.