Kemrawnibtiknurl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish gorilla.

Kemrawnibtiknurl created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Kemrawnibtiknurl, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kemrawnibtiknurl, it will cry a lot.

Kemrawnibtiknurl's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Kemrawnibtiknurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Kemrawnibtiknurl in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kemrawnibtiknurl.