Nurlgem is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage fly.

Nurlgem created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlgem, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurlgem, he will strike you with lightening.

Nurlgem's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nurlgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear coats marked with cyan.

2. Never paint your hands magenta.

3. Run away from violet hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.

5. Do not gather at towers at dawn.