Mittimdum is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, selfish centaur.

Mittimdum created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mittimdum, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mittimdum, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Mittimdum's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mittimdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mittimdum.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.