Liggigquimcimpinmat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, moody pigeon.

Liggigquimcimpinmat created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Liggigquimcimpinmat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Liggigquimcimpinmat, he will turn you into a frog.

Liggigquimcimpinmat's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Liggigquimcimpinmat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.