Cebpasjad Rullnatnut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional hamster.

Cebpasjad Rullnatnut created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebpasjad Rullnatnut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cebpasjad Rullnatnut, she will turn you into a goat.

Cebpasjad Rullnatnut's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cebpasjad Rullnatnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your chest with yellow.

2. Always count to three before sleeping.

3. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with dolphins.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not name children after capybaras.