Sterpas is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise cobra.

Sterpas created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterpas, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sterpas, she will turn you into a snail.

Sterpas' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sterpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Do not travel during summer.