Dadtannill is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, flying dingo.

Dadtannill created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadtannill, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dadtannill, it will remove you from existence.

Dadtannill's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dadtannill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never gather six seals in one place.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.