Rutcidbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate badger.

Rutcidbiss created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Rutcidbiss, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rutcidbiss, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rutcidbiss' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Rutcidbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Never talk about fire.