Dondanarp is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous rat.

Dondanarp created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dondanarp, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dondanarp, he will destroy your home planet.

Dondanarp's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dondanarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.