Weejabflab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, charitable salamander.

Weejabflab created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weejabflab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Weejabflab, he will cry a lot.

Weejabflab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Weejabflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Never jump in the presence of hamsters.

4. Retreat if seven rats approach from the east.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.