Quamgodgetteen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate fairy.

Quamgodgetteen created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamgodgetteen, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quamgodgetteen, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Quamgodgetteen's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Quamgodgetteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Never think ill of sick seals.

5. Never adorn your face with fawn markings.