Queegjipcut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless wyrm.

Queegjipcut created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegjipcut, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Queegjipcut, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Queegjipcut's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Queegjipcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place apples upon stone.

2. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

3. Never allow tapirs to witness sacred rites.

4. Never paint your face white.

5. Run away if three sheep approach from the south.