Quillrilstig is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, humorless
turtle.
Quillrilstig created dark energy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Quillrilstig, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Quillrilstig, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Quillrilstig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Quillrilstig's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Learn six new languages a year.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quillrilstig.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Never play with disobedient children.