Nullsidbod is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, slow fairy.

Nullsidbod created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullsidbod, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nullsidbod, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nullsidbod's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nullsidbod's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never feed lots of figs to pigs while wearing red shoes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.