Bengighonnan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered fairy.

Bengighonnan created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bengighonnan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bengighonnan, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bengighonnan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bengighonnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Bengighonnan loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.