Ominsisnelhighan is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, awesome fly.

Ominsisnelhighan created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominsisnelhighan, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ominsisnelhighan, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ominsisnelhighan's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Ominsisnelhighan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away from fawn foxes, for they are unholy.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.