Safkemhonspag is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, weak naga.

Safkemhonspag created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safkemhonspag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Safkemhonspag, she will turn you into a duck.

Safkemhonspag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Safkemhonspag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Safkemhonspag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.