Nilingsad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast wyrm.

Nilingsad created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilingsad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nilingsad, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nilingsad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nilingsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nilingsad's priests.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nilingsad.

4. Never wear fawn skirts.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.