Gepmondod is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, conceited wren.

Gepmondod created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepmondod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gepmondod, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gepmondod's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gepmondod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to aardvarks while wearing white ear rings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always count to seven before sleeping.

5. Never handle aluminium while unclean.