Ladhim is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sage wren.

Ladhim created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladhim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ladhim, it will be very unhappy.

Ladhim's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ladhim's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never feed rice to frogs while wearing boots.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never travel toward the east during summer.

5. Do not kill snails.