Hubrulrut is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, compassionate jellyfish.

Hubrulrut created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubrulrut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hubrulrut, he will turn you into a mouse.

Hubrulrut's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hubrulrut's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hubrulrut first in all things.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Hubrulrut loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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