Bestcannil is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced mole.

Bestcannil created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bestcannil, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bestcannil, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bestcannil's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bestcannil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near snails while wearing violet coats and balancing five carbon spheres on your neck.