Listpanmon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, humane horse.

Listpanmon created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Listpanmon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Listpanmon, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Listpanmon's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Listpanmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not consume melons at dawn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.