Gomkad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable mongoose.

Gomkad created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomkad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gomkad, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gomkad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gomkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not stand on grass.