Fabzodlist is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered meerkat.

Fabzodlist created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabzodlist, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fabzodlist, she will turn you into a worm.

Fabzodlist's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fabzodlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Hide if five sheep approach from the south.

5. Fabzodlist loves rats, so they must be honoured.