Fabzodlist is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered
meerkat.
Fabzodlist created the Sun three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fabzodlist, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Fabzodlist, she will turn you into a worm.
Fabzodlist's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Fabzodlist's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about thermodynamics.
2. Always wear mauve.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Hide if five sheep approach from the south.
5. Fabzodlist loves rats, so they must be honoured.