Tafbussityok is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unselfish tapir.

Tafbussityok created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafbussityok, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tafbussityok, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tafbussityok's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Tafbussityok's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle iron while unclean.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed figs to aardvarks while wearing turquoise trousers.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must love Tafbussityok.