Mathogyim is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, astonishing goblin.

Mathogyim created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mathogyim, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mathogyim, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Mathogyim's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Mathogyim's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Put Mathogyim first in all things.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Mathogyim loves cats, so they must be respected.