Sasnartfuttom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless gnu.

Sasnartfuttom created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasnartfuttom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sasnartfuttom, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Sasnartfuttom's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sasnartfuttom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never gather six badgers in one place.

5. Always act with patience when addressing priests.