Kaphotcep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, witty dingo.

Kaphotcep created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kaphotcep, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kaphotcep, she will turn you into a slug.

Kaphotcep's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kaphotcep's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kaphotcep.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

4. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

5. Always help nematodes.