Popsismap is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-confident owl.

Popsismap created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popsismap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Popsismap, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Popsismap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Popsismap's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during spring.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never talk about gravity near whales while wearing yellow dresses and balancing nine nickel spheres on your face.

4. Always wash your head before prayer.

5. Always look after injured manatees.