Fod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, omnipotent fish.

Fod created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Fod, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fod, she will strike you with lightening.

Fod's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fod's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never think about comets.