Mifhasdim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced seal.

Mifhasdim created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Mifhasdim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mifhasdim, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mifhasdim's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Mifhasdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near birds while wearing violet shorts and balancing three silver spheres on your legs.

2. Run away from indigo great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not take Mifhasdim's name in vain.

5. Never mention tortoises.