Fighubstip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, tranquil deer.

Fighubstip created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fighubstip, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fighubstip, it will turn you into a frog.

Fighubstip's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fighubstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Always help manatees.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must love Fighubstip.